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Breaking: Trump’s a Russian Agent!

trump-art-jpegI’m reading some pretty shocking stuff today. Bombshell stuff. People are saying that Donald Trump just might be a Russian agent – and that he has a secret E-mail server communicating with Russia.

trump-putinI’m not saying that Trump’s a Russian agent – but people are saying it. And I’ve seen it in writing, too.

People are writing about the fact that the FBI is investigating Trump’s former campaign manager’s ties to Russia. And people are also writing that the FBI is investigating Trump’s ties to Russian hackers. Those same Russian hackers that FBI Director James Comey didn’t want to blow the whistle on before the election. (Again, that’s what people are saying and writing.)

trump-putin-imageSo, there you go folks. It looks like Trump is a Russian agent with ties to Russian hackers. He’s probably doing Putin’s bidding because he owes a lot of money to Russian oligarchs. I mean, I’m not saying it – but I’m hearing people say it – and people are writing about it.

It’s the biggest scandal since Watergate.

In fact, it’s worse than Watergate.

It’s the biggest scandal since the Rosenbergs. Believe me.

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